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Camping season is right around the corner and I absolutely can not wait.

But let’s be honest: camping is supposed to be about “roughing it,” embracing the wild, reconnecting with nature, and all that wholesome, mosquito-bitten jazz. But sometimes, just sometimes, it’s nice to sprinkle a little absurd luxury into your tent-flap-flapping, campfire-crackling weekend getaway. And if you’ve met me…you know I love those stupid gadgets. Just ask my boyfriend. He’ll roll his eyes and happilytell you my Dicepticon name would be “Amazon Prime”.

While looking at my wishlist I was chuckling at some of the ridiculous items I’d saved and thought I’d share.

So if you’re the kind of person who says “yes” to hiking boots but also “heck yes” to inflatable hot tubs, this one’s for you.

Inflatable Hot Tub Spa – $470.00

Oh yes, this is real. For under five hundred bucks, you can turn your humble campsite into a 5-star glamping oasis. Just imagine unwinding under the stars, the champagne of beers in hand, soaking in your bubbling, blow-up tub like the forest royalty you were clearly meant to be.

Impractical Because: You’ll need a serious power source, gallons of water, and more setup time than pitching three tents.

Awesome Because: It’s a hot tub. In the woods. That you brought with you. Enough said.

Lawn Yahtzee – $29.95

Sure, regular Yahtzee is fun. But have you ever rolled giant wooden dice across a patch of grass while yelling “YAAAHHTZEEEE!” loud enough to scare off the squirrels?

Impractical Because: Takes up space, and you’ll lose a die under a pine tree within 24 hours.

Awesome Because: It’s hilariously oversized, strangely competitive, and a surefire way to make camp neighbors either join you or avoid you completely.

Ninja Cooler – $299.00

This isn’t your average picnic cooler. The Ninja Cooler is a hybrid of a tactical backpack, mobile bar, and high-tech ice fortress. It’s rugged, bear-proof, and probably has Wi-Fi (okay, maybe not). But if you want your beverages cold and your style cooler, this is the way.

Impractical Because: It costs more than your tent and needs its own seatbelt.

Awesome Because: It’s the James Bond of coolers. Plus, who doesn’t want to say “hand me the Ninja”?

Inflatable Camping Tent – $349.99

Pitching tents is for amateurs. Real outdoorsy types inflate their shelters like they’re blowing up a pool toy for grown-ups. This futuristic air-beamed tent skips the poles and gives you setup bragging rights in under 5 minutes. Pretty sure I have 9 different blow up tents on my wish list. One is even from Australia.

Impractical Because: Sharp sticks and inflatable structures are natural enemies. Also, it’s not ideal in high winds unless you like flying.

Awesome Because: Fast, comfy, and slightly spaceship-esque. Your camp will look like a scene from a sci-fi film.

Portable Outdoor Projector & Screen – $229.99

Now that we have Aaron’s kids full time and his 2nd son from down south sepnds the summer with us, my childless sense of sanity self preservation is VERY interested in this so I’m not sure how impractical it actually is! (Remind me to order Starlink…)

I mean after a long day of hiking or fishing or boating on the Mississippi River, what better way to wind down than with movie night in the woods? Bring your favorite films (or a spooky campfire thriller, naturally they are obsessed with Jason Vorhees), hang a screen between trees, and enjoy the full drive-in experience—no car required.

Impractical Because: You’ll need a power source (wonder if my Spypoint solar panels would work), strong Wi-Fi (for the love of all that is holy, don’t let me forget to order the Starlink) if you’re streaming, and a way to keep forest creatures from critiquing your movie choices.

Awesome Because: Watching The Revenant while literally surrounded by wilderness? Now that’s immersive cinema.

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Sure, none of these items are strictly necessary—but who says camping has to be about survival alone? Sometimes it’s about silly fun, wild luxury, and creating stories you’ll laugh about for years. So go ahead, toss Lawn Yahtzee in the field next to the Ninja Cooler, and live your best impractically-awesome camp life.

Just don’t forget the bug spray. Or the popcorn.